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Spurred Into Pleasure : A Steamy Age-Gap Cowboy Romance Novella (Whispering Pines Spicy Romance)

October 25, 2025
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Spurred Into Pleasure : A Steamy Age-Gap Cowboy Romance Novella (Whispering Pines Spicy Romance)

Or you can just use the sub-sub-subgenre as a prompt and have ChatGPT generate your own version. (h/t Doug)

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The Executive’s Secret

October 25, 2025
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The Executive’s Secret

That’s certainly a clever way to make the text on the cover incomprehensible. (h/t Doug)

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The Neck Romancer (Honeymoon from Hell Book 1)

October 24, 2025
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The Neck Romancer (Honeymoon from Hell Book 1)

Declan, I’m sorry, man, but…

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The Bear Cavalry: The True (Not!) History of the Icelandic Bears (Alternate Realities Book 3)

October 24, 2025
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The Bear Cavalry: The True (Not!) History of the Icelandic Bears (Alternate Realities Book 3)

The art’s not terrific, but it’s far from the worst thing here.

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The Mystery of the Midnight Notes (The Midnight Chronicles)

October 24, 2025
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The Mystery of the Midnight Notes (The Midnight Chronicles)

It doesn’t matter how suitable the A.I. art is if you don’t know what to do with it next.

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The 5 Book 1: Evil Awakens

October 23, 2025
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The 5 Book 1: Evil Awakens

Gosh, I can’t wait to see the next four covers, he lied. (h/t Marc)

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A Pink Zombie, with a Mist

October 23, 2025
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A Pink Zombie, with a Mist

Didn’t follow the prompt very well, did it?

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The Reverend Finds His Calling (Tony Wagner Mysteries Book 1)

October 23, 2025
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The Reverend Finds His Calling (Tony Wagner Mysteries Book 1)

Uh huh. What caliber is your “calling?”

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