Samara’s Sailor (Cascade Springs, TX Book 4)
Make up your own joke.
Big Black Seed: A Book with No Words
A good thing, too, as the cover is perversely unreadable for the target audience.
Masquerading with My Billionaire Boss (City Billionaires in Love Book 3)
He didn’t become a billionaire by wasting money on things like covers, you know.

R.A.E.C.E. Genesis (RAECE Book 1)
That’s certainly a very nice hovercar-thingie, and I look forward to reading this technical manual on it.

Add “law enforcement” to our list of skills that don’t translate to graphic design.