Blood of Vampira (Powers Book 3)
Today is my birthday, and this is how I choose to celebrate? What’s wrong with me?
Blood of Vampira (Powers Book 3)
Today is my birthday, and this is how I choose to celebrate? What’s wrong with me?
Book of Elders: My life with the Sasquatch People
Thus cannily sidestepping the issue of whether “sasquatches” is the proper plural.
The Bounty Hunter (The Bounty Hunter Series Book 1)
Huh. Reminds me of something, I just can’t quite…

“Blackie and Goldie’s Project Green Earth” (“Blackie and Goldie’s Magical Adventures” Book 2)
Plenty of red flags. (See what I did there?)

The Best of Waffles & Pancakes
Boy, I’m sure glad they specified “A Cookbook” so I wouldn’t assume it’s a cozy mystery. (I’m only half-joking.)

Anyone who can look at this and think, “Yep, it’s perfect,” is not someone I would trust without a caregiver.