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The Lousies Semifinals: June 2026!

July 27, 2026
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The sixth semifinal for 2026:

Vote your top (which is to say, bottom) three of these notably bad covers from June!

Because good (bad) work should be recognized.

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God Emperor Trump (Trump Imperium Book 1)

2 hours ago
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God Emperor Trump (Trump Imperium Book 1)

Maybe the best God Emperor ever. Everybody says so.

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Evan The Smart Dog

5 hours ago
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Evan The Smart Dog

Not smart enough to get out of this.

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JAKE, The Gatekeeper: of 2 Girls, 2 Cats

23 hours ago
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JAKE, The Gatekeeper: of 2 Girls, 2 Cats

More gatekeeping, please.

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90s Comic Book Hero (Short Stories)

July 27, 2026
Nathan
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90s Comic Book Hero (Short Stories)

Complete with the bulging blood vessels.

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The Andromeda Girl (Short Stories)

July 26, 2026
Nathan
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The Andromeda Girl (Short Stories)

In an Andromeda world.

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Everyones Wish: Poems to Motivate and Inspire

July 26, 2026
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Everyones Wish: Poems to Motivate and Inspire

The ebook cover is different, and at least it corrects the grammatical error.

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The Man in the Window (Short Stories)

July 26, 2026
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The Man in the Window (Short Stories)

Board it up good.

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