The Little Shop of Chatty Shoes
What a sign of quality.
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Mitch is a gifted young physicist in Chicago, recruited to work on a classified project under the guidance of Igor, an enigmatic Russian mathematician…
Nope, didn’t see that coming.
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Sex And Duality In The Universe: Tales Of Love And Lust In Space And Time
For those who can’t figure out how to find porn here on Earth. (h/t PJ)
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Everyone Has a Song Inside Of Them: They Just Have To Sing It
He managed to put together clipart of a gorilla and a dog, but he just couldn’t be arsed to figure out how thought balloons are supposed to look (or supply the gorilla’s missing backside)? (h/t PJ)
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“Then put the three images on top of each other.”
“Okay. How do you want them arranged?”
“…I don’t understand the question.”
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Pandemia
It takes a level of genius to take COVID fiction, a genre I disrespect entirely, and make me disrespect it more.
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Unraveled : Semi-finalist 2023 Tall Poppy Writers Perfect Pitch
Yes, that semi-finalist status is part of the Amazon title. Somebody’s just so proud.
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