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The Lousies Semifinals: June 2026!

July 27, 2026
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The sixth semifinal for 2026:

Vote your top (which is to say, bottom) three of these notably bad covers from June!

Because good (bad) work should be recognized.

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Joshua and the Lost Souls

2 hours ago
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Joshua and the Lost Souls

“Lost” is an understatement.

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Those That Remain

20 hours ago
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Those That Remain

“This image is too small to make a book cover.”

Not to worry, I have an idea…”

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The Conspiracy Summit Dossier: Whistle Blower’s Guide To The Strangest And Most Bizarre Cosmic And Global Conspiracies!

23 hours ago
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The Conspiracy Summit Dossier: Whistle Blower’s Guide To The Strangest And Most Bizarre Cosmic And Global Conspiracies!

Seems legit.

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A Christmas Caroler: A New Twist to A Christmas Carol

July 30, 2026
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A Christmas Caroler: A New Twist to A Christmas Carol

We need to get the “Christmas Carol variation” writers together with the “Pride & Prejudice variation” writers.

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Trusting My Heart With The King Of New York

July 29, 2026
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Trusting My Heart With The King Of New York

The visual equivalent of the car beside you at the traffic light whose woofers are vibrating your fillings.

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Corning Incorporated to Education: A Tale of Two Careers as Planet Earth Turns

July 29, 2026
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Corning Incorporated to Education: A Tale of Two Careers as Planet Earth Turns

Well, that certainly differs from all those careers on on a non-rotating planet!

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On The Edge Of Reality: Dream Weavers – The Mastering Of Time And Space

July 29, 2026
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On The Edge Of Reality: Dream Weavers – The Mastering Of Time And Space

Trust me, you stepped over that edge about a mile back.

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My Dog Drives A Boat

July 28, 2026
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My Dog Drives A Boat

Maybe you should have him try his hand at cover design.

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