It’s about a little girl who finds a magical portal in her local mall. I’m telling you because the cover didn’t.
Tag - mismatched art styles
The Thief of Chaos: A Tale of Seduction, Betrayal and Dark Magic (The Deck of Chaos Book 1)
Heck, take all the chaos you want. I don’t mind.
Granny Forks A Fugitive (Fuchsia Minnesota Book 4)
The absolute nadir of the “murder tee-hee” genre? Too early to say.
Vanishing Sunset: Based on true Events
I can confirm that it’s based on true events; every sunset I’ve ever seen vanished. (And the Amazon description is a treat.)
Stop Being A Deadbeat: Guide to Being A Good Parent
I think I saw this exact picture frame at the dollar store, cut-off balloons and all. [h/t PJ]
Much Ado About Felines (Whales and Tails Mystery Book 4)
As much as consistently I hate this author’s covers, I hate this one in new and different ways.