Plagues: A Modern Biblical Tale (Modern Biblical Tales)
Someone needs to be smitten.

Furtive Prey: A Jessica Anderson K-9 Mystery (The Jessica Anderson K-9 Mysteries)
Oh, honey, you can do better.

Traitors, Cannibals, Highlanders, and Vikings
..walk into a bar… (I don’t have a tag for the perverse perspective of the headstone, but it annoys me.)