Samara’s Sailor (Cascade Springs, TX Book 4)
Make up your own joke.
Bigfoot and the Librarian (Mystic Springs Book 1)
Bigfoot’s been waxing, and the light sources are driving me crazy.

Please don’t make me learn new acronyms…
Young, Dumb, and Full of Plum(bing) (Tools of Service Collection)
When you can’t get the A.I. to put a plunger in the model’s hands so you just do it yourself and also you don’t care.