Clearwater Journals (Clearwater Series Book 1)
Well, that’s one way to distinguish your book cover with an overused stock photo: Pair it with a godawful novelty font.
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The Breaking Bad Episode Guide: The Best, The Worst & The Rest
I suppose I shouldn’t complain that a book about a criminal features stolen artwork, but… (Also, no one cares that you have a PhD in Education.)
Advanced degree holders who can’t pay for Canva, apparently.
Is the watermark from frameapatent.com my favorite part? I think it might be.
His French War Bride: Normandy (A Lilac Historical Romance Book 2)
Absolutely not a period-authentic photo, but at least the beret means “French,” right?
Everyone Has a Song Inside Of Them: They Just Have To Sing It
He managed to put together clipart of a gorilla and a dog, but he just couldn’t be arsed to figure out how thought balloons are supposed to look (or supply the gorilla’s missing backside)? (h/t PJ)
Roll in the Hay: A protective hero, small-town off-limits romance (Stepping it Up)
I think the last time I saw THAT GUY, he was wearing a Viking helmet.
Pictured here is the rare Cumulus Nagilum.