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Amanda Fights Vampires Alone

December 22, 2025
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Amanda Fights Vampires Alone

So, Frankenstein vs. Dracula?

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Keystone Codex : #1 My Cozy Apocalypse

December 21, 2025
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Keystone Codex : #1 My Cozy Apocalypse

It’s like a magazine, but uglier.

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The Cursed Phallus of Baalak-Ra: Book One In The Baalak Trilogy

December 21, 2025
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The Cursed Phallus of Baalak-Ra: Book One In The Baalak Trilogy

You had me at “phallus.” (h/t Doug)

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The Sword and the Spirit: A Vampire Slaying Novel (The Immortal Dracula series Book 3)

December 21, 2025
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The Sword and the Spirit: A Vampire Slaying Novel (The Immortal Dracula series Book 3)

Hey, did someone lose a sword over here?

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Dog Bandits

December 20, 2025
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Dog Bandits

I mean, props for attempting shadows, but…

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Protect Your Own: A Levi Walsh Adventure (Levi Walsh Adventures)

December 20, 2025
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Protect Your Own: A Levi Walsh Adventure (Levi Walsh Adventures)

You can keep it.

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Adventures In The Last Frontier: A Teen’s Perspective of Perseverance & Determination

December 20, 2025
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Adventures In The Last Frontier: A Teen’s Perspective of Perseverance & Determination

They mean Alaska. You’re welcome.

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Goblin Shrub: Rise of the Harbinger

December 19, 2025
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Goblin Shrub: Rise of the Harbinger

The unreadable title distracts you from the poor art, which distracts you from the title, which…

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