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I CAN DO WHAT MOMMY CAN DO

October 22, 2025
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I CAN DO WHAT MOMMY CAN DO

Every punchline I think of will get me sent to Hell.

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Smoochin’ The Right Twin: A Christian Small Town RomCom (The Beanbaggers of Cornhole County)

October 22, 2025
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Smoochin’ The Right Twin: A Christian Small Town RomCom (The Beanbaggers of Cornhole County)

The series is called “The Beanbaggers of Cornhole County,” and it’s a Christian rom-com?!

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Sleeping Eagles: Part One (The Eagle Quartet Book 3)

October 22, 2025
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Sleeping Eagles: Part One (The Eagle Quartet Book 3)

That’s right, part one of Sleeping Eagles is book 3 of “The Eagle Quartet,” and I have a headache. (h/t Doug)

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The Ghost Ship (Marina Witches Paranormal Mysteries Series Book 1)

October 21, 2025
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The Ghost Ship (Marina Witches Paranormal Mysteries Series Book 1)

Could that neck really hold up that head?

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Yesterdays War

October 21, 2025
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Yesterdays War

Complete with yesterday’s hat.

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The Afghan Deception

October 21, 2025
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The Afghan Deception

Is it the story of how they made a blanket fort?

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Wright and Wrong: In the Valley (The Green Valley Series Book 1)

October 20, 2025
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Wright and Wrong: In the Valley (The Green Valley Series Book 1)

Much more wrong than wright.

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The Alpha’s Potential Mate: Book One (A Jaidan’s Prophecy Duology 1)

October 20, 2025
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The Alpha’s Potential Mate: Book One (A Jaidan’s Prophecy Duology 1)

This looked so good in someone’s head, they couldn’t see how bad it looked in the real world. (h/t Marc)

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