RamJam: An Absquatulant Novel (Absquatulant Series Book 1)
The soon-to-be mayor of the new colony on the planet Ramanujam writes highly personal reports that are sent back to Earth for public consumption…
The first sentence of the description tells you more about the book than the entire cover.
| Should this cover be in the Lousies? |
Absquatulant
“one who has left aburptly”?
New word for today?
I imagine it’s when they burp as they are leaving.
In my culture, it’s considered a compliment to leave aburptly!
LOL! I lived with a family from Bangladesh for a year. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a 60-year-old Nanni (Grandma) eructate while eating singara & dal. Echoed off the walls. 😀 Sweet lady, I miss ’em all.
I had to fake my burps to be polite; my digestive system is apparently much more efficient, and burps almost never happen.
The crows speak human to the one human who can understand crow? Isn’t that rather redundant? I thought the point of learning a new language was to speak to people who don’t speak yours.
And Absquatulant sounds like an adjective to describe severe pain preceding explosive diarrhoea.