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I keep looking at these book covers and wondering if anyone has compiled a Most Common Problems list. What seems to be most universal among these “lousy book covers” is a plethora of images piled one atop the other so that we don’t really know what we’re looking at. Is there a technical word for this among designers? Just curious.
You can put all the bling on them you want, but e-cigarettes are still bad for you. Just say “NO.”
Naaman Brown
9 years ago
All these Blayde book covers focus on hands. Osiris Rising and Lost Roses hands with photoshopped nail polish. U gotta hand it to him, this one is a change.
IS THAT HIS SCYTHE? Because if so, he’s missing a part. Waffle’s description is almost spot on for “marital aids,” except the grammar was too clear.
AND NATHAN YES I’M YELLING AT YOU YOU FORGOT THE NAGILUM TAG!
AND -whoo- too many starbursts. They get kinda distracting, lose their impact. Of course in this world of “more is never too much” it’s just about perfect.
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The White Jade Reaper has a long firm shaft suitable for reaching the deepest places, yet it is our thinnest model available. The combination of thin and extremely vast will leave you wanting more and thankfully with several extra pleasure nodes along the shaft the White Jade Reaper will not fail to deliver!
The delicate appearance and vibrant colour scheme of the White Jade Reaper wouldn’t be out of place in any decor, and it has hidden buttons to prevent accidental vibrations – so no more embarrassment if you accidentally leave it out for the cocktail party or if it is found by a ‘little troublemaker’!
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LOL. I thought at first it looked like a high-tech pregnancy tester, but I like your idea better.
You have a twisted mind.
…yet I still laughed, so I guess you’re in good company!
Aha! This is NOT a book then – it’s a BROCHURE!
Good. I’m not the only one who thought that skeleton hand was holding a stylized love wand.
Love Wand? By any other name it might be a, ahem, “personal vibrator”!
Thank you, I’ll be here all week!
Paranoid: “Keep that guy away from my cocaine!”
Blech.
Apparently Morgan Blayde has enough name recognition in his circle of fans that he does not need excellant book covers.
I keep looking at these book covers and wondering if anyone has compiled a Most Common Problems list. What seems to be most universal among these “lousy book covers” is a plethora of images piled one atop the other so that we don’t really know what we’re looking at. Is there a technical word for this among designers? Just curious.
You can put all the bling on them you want, but e-cigarettes are still bad for you. Just say “NO.”
All these Blayde book covers focus on hands. Osiris Rising and Lost Roses hands with photoshopped nail polish. U gotta hand it to him, this one is a change.
IS THAT HIS SCYTHE? Because if so, he’s missing a part. Waffle’s description is almost spot on for “marital aids,” except the grammar was too clear.
AND NATHAN YES I’M YELLING AT YOU YOU FORGOT THE NAGILUM TAG!
AND -whoo- too many starbursts. They get kinda distracting, lose their impact. Of course in this world of “more is never too much” it’s just about perfect.
I’M YELLING BACK BECAUSE I DIDN’T EITHER! IT’S RIGHT THERE!
It’s like someone stuck the “Creepshow” movie poster up their nose, then sneezed it out.