The Secret of the Elves in Helen
Way to spill the beans.
The Lyons of Texas: One of the Greatest Adventures of All Time
“I’m not sure it says ‘Texas’ clearly enough. maybe we could fit in a yellow rose?” (Also, pro tip: Telling people this is the first time you’ve done this doesn’t inspire confidence.)
A Family’s Sketch of Transitions
This is the kind of thing you print up and hand out at the family reunion. You don’t post it for sale on Amazon.