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Yellowstone’s Restless “Savages”: A Novel Based On Actual Events
The novel’s by a doctor, so it must be good! (said no one ever).

The Best of Waffles & Pancakes
Boy, I’m sure glad they specified “A Cookbook” so I wouldn’t assume it’s a cozy mystery. (I’m only half-joking.)

Somehow I don’t think everyday women and going to find this appealing. Also, no one puts “PhD” in parentheses.

The Breaking Bad Episode Guide: The Best, The Worst & The Rest
I suppose I shouldn’t complain that a book about a criminal features stolen artwork, but… (Also, no one cares that you have a PhD in Education.)




