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Allura : The Sisterhood Returns

January 24, 2026
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Allura : The Sisterhood Returns

I remain unallured.

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Poppy Bloom (Life After Us Book 1)

January 24, 2026
Nathan
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Poppy Bloom (Life After Us Book 1)

Pencilnecks need love too.

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Adventures in Uganda

January 23, 2026
Nathan
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Adventures in Uganda

Not really selling it.

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The Bride Price (Misled Mail Order Brides Book 1)

January 23, 2026
Nathan
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The Bride Price (Misled Mail Order Brides Book 1)

“I spent so much time repainting the porch, we are DAMNED well going to include it on the cover!”

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Time-Travel Guru: A romantic comedy with 1970s time-travel, spiritual satire and a reluctant heroine (Scarlett King’s Romantic Adventures Book 1)

January 23, 2026
Nathan
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Time-Travel Guru: A romantic comedy with 1970s time-travel, spiritual satire and a reluctant heroine (Scarlett King’s Romantic Adventures Book 1)

The designer’s intent exceeds the clipart’s capabilities.

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The Path of Swords (The Song of Amhar Book 1)

January 22, 2026
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The Path of Swords (The Song of Amhar Book 1)

It might not be a good idea to use a font that loudly invites comparison to the greatest fantasy novel ever written.

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Go Away, Little Girl

January 22, 2026
Nathan
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Go Away, Little Girl

It looks like she’s gone as far away as she can, really.

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Long Island Loves its Animals: Poetry for Inspiration

January 22, 2026
Nathan
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Long Island Loves its Animals: Poetry for Inspiration

“Inspiriation.”

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