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Protect & Defend: Suspenseful, Clean Language EX-MILITARY THRILLER Fiction with Fast-Paced Action and Adventure (Jacob St. Christopher Action Thriller Books – Book 1)

January 21, 2026
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Protect & Defend: Suspenseful, Clean Language EX-MILITARY THRILLER Fiction with Fast-Paced Action and Adventure (Jacob St. Christopher Action Thriller Books – Book 1)

Ex-military with clean language… so it’s fantasy?

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THIS Somatic Compassionate Grief

January 21, 2026
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THIS Somatic Compassionate Grief

I’m sorry for your loss, but please don’t try to sell your therapy journal.

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Posse of Thieves: A Comedy Caper (The Tinman Series Book 1)

January 21, 2026
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Posse of Thieves: A Comedy Caper (The Tinman Series Book 1)

Hyuk, hyuk.

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Death in Piccadilly: A 1930s Mystery (David Adair series)

January 20, 2026
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Death in Piccadilly: A 1930s Mystery (David Adair series)

The kind of murder where everyone goes about their day as usual, I see.

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SalsSky: The Chosen One — Preview Edition: A Soul-Awakening Novel That Transforms Lives

January 20, 2026
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SalsSky: The Chosen One — Preview Edition: A Soul-Awakening Novel That Transforms Lives

SalsSky is both the title and the author. And “Preview Edition” means he wants you to pay for what would normally be the Amazon sample.

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Right Hand of the Resistance

January 20, 2026
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Right Hand of the Resistance

It looks like someone with polydactyly then lost his index finger.

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The Wishing Jar

January 19, 2026
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The Wishing Jar

“Jar” is actually referring to the weird shape of the dude’s head.

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The Outlander: Harem Stories for Men

January 19, 2026
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The Outlander: Harem Stories for Men

Because if there’s anything men like, it’s overlapping women.

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