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Chosen to Survive

March 18, 2026
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Chosen to Survive

Welcome to Perspective Hell. (Also, the description says that “this novel is a mixture of futuristic vision and science fiction.” Because those are totally different things.)

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The Legend of the Chocolate River

March 17, 2026
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The Legend of the Chocolate River

This is turning into Poorly Drawn Pachyderms Week. (And it is taking all my willpower not to tag this with “wink wink nudge nudge.”)

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Socko’s Daring Delivery

March 17, 2026
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Socko’s Daring Delivery

You couldn’t figure any better way to use that terrific artwork, huh?

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Winnifred Goes to Tokyo (Winnifred The Sneezy Elephant)

March 17, 2026
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Winnifred Goes to Tokyo (Winnifred The Sneezy Elephant)

…where much amusement is had trying to pronounce her name.

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The Tatra Eagle: When Cross met Crescent at the Last Crusade

March 16, 2026
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The Tatra Eagle: When Cross met Crescent at the Last Crusade

This definitely needs to be diluted.

 

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Phinphin Baby elephant , the best feeling

March 16, 2026
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Phinphin Baby elephant , the best feeling

Ugh, and furthermore, ick.

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The Little Shop of Chatty Shoes

March 16, 2026
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The Little Shop of Chatty Shoes

What a sign of quality.

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Enkolpion: The Legacy

March 15, 2026
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Enkolpion: The Legacy

Mitch is a gifted young physicist in Chicago, recruited to work on a classified project under the guidance of Igor, an enigmatic Russian mathematician…

Nope, didn’t see that coming.

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