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Fire Angels: Voices of London (Travelling Towards the Present Book 3)

January 27, 2026
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Fire Angels: Voices of London (Travelling Towards the Present Book 3)

Who says I can’t do two “more fire, please” covers in as many days?

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Titanic Conspiracy Theories for Kids My Titanic Adventure for Kids: 2-in-1 Book (2-in-1 Books

January 26, 2026
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Titanic Conspiracy Theories for Kids My Titanic Adventure for Kids: 2-in-1 Book (2-in-1 Books

It’s never too early to inculcate lifelong paranoia in your children.

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The Magical Diaries of Charles Lester Seymour: Volume 1: A New Eden

January 26, 2026
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The Magical Diaries of Charles Lester Seymour: Volume 1: A New Eden

All together, now: “More fire, please.”

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Return of the Reich: A Novella

January 26, 2026
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Return of the Reich: A Novella

I love how the skull sports a Magic Marker Hitlerstache. And by “love,” I mean…

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Ursus

January 25, 2026
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Ursus

Yeah, I’d say that’s a pretty big bear.

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Choice and Consequence of “Normality”

January 25, 2026
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Choice and Consequence of “Normality”

The description says, “This story contains crude drawings to add to the unnerving feeling of the story.” Win, I guess?

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The Old Folks At Home: Warehouse Them or Leave Them on the Ice Floe

January 25, 2026
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The Old Folks At Home: Warehouse Them or Leave Them on the Ice Floe

Talk about the excluded middle.

 

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Alpha Divided (Alpha Girl Book 3)

January 24, 2026
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Alpha Divided (Alpha Girl Book 3)

Does Wolfie feel shame? Yes, Wolfie does.

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