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Miss Goodone: The Truth Behind the Door

September 3, 2025
Nathan
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Miss Goodone: The Truth Behind the Door

No, don’t tell me you don’t know what you’re doing. We already know.

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ENID (Book 1) (ENID TRILOGY)

September 3, 2025
Nathan
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ENID (Book 1) (ENID TRILOGY)

I’m sure you could have found more ways to cover up the title. (h/t Marc)

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Building a Love for Christmas: Historical Western Romance

September 2, 2025
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Building a Love for Christmas: Historical Western Romance

More snow, please.

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Ultra Mortem in Aeternum (Beyond Death in Eternity) : Horse Whisperer’s story—Sweet Equestrian Romance: Vienna Calling Book 2

September 2, 2025
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Ultra Mortem in Aeternum (Beyond Death in Eternity) : Horse Whisperer’s story—Sweet Equestrian Romance: Vienna Calling Book 2

I can only imagine the conversation the two horses are having.

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Baby Talk – Book 1: The Womb has Ears

September 2, 2025
Nathan
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Baby Talk – Book 1: The Womb has Ears

I mean, it could have been Comic Sans…

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Detour to Agape

September 1, 2025
Nathan
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Detour to Agape

“I knew we shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque!”

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The Billionaire Cowboy’s Christmas (The Accidental Billionaire Cowboys Book 1)

September 1, 2025
Nathan
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The Billionaire Cowboy’s Christmas (The Accidental Billionaire Cowboys Book 1)

A real billionaire would be able to afford a real hat.

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A Simple Spy Op in Budapest

September 1, 2025
Nathan
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A Simple Spy Op in Budapest

That’s right, the ebook cover is a photograph of a slightly shopworn hardcover.

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