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The Empty Grave Chronicles (The Blind Sleuth Mysteries Book 19)

September 6, 2025
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The Empty Grave Chronicles (The Blind Sleuth Mysteries Book 19)

I guess a blind sleuth doesn’t care what his covers look like.

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Mission to Pakkod

September 5, 2025
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Mission to Pakkod

Is that where Pakleds come from?

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Hollywood is an All-Volunteer Army: The Second Fixxer Adventure (The Fixxer Adventures Book 2)

September 5, 2025
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Hollywood is an All-Volunteer Army: The Second Fixxer Adventure (The Fixxer Adventures Book 2)

I’m not sure about that, but the cover sure looks more volunteer than professional.

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A New York Lady in Helldorado

September 5, 2025
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A New York Lady in Helldorado

Your own jokes are welcome. (h/t Doug)

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Daniel’s Calendar Decoded: From The Elephantine Papyri (The Sundial of Ahaz)

September 4, 2025
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Daniel’s Calendar Decoded: From The Elephantine Papyri (The Sundial of Ahaz)

From the description:

While colorful prophecy books may spark our imagination, they ultimately prove empty.

Um… Who wants to tell him?

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The Kepler Incident

September 4, 2025
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The Kepler Incident

Yeah, that’ll really attract all the horndoggers. (h/t Doug)

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The Missing Bride: Christian Brides Historical Series

September 4, 2025
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The Missing Bride: Christian Brides Historical Series

There she is.

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Malcolm From A Distance

September 3, 2025
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Malcolm From A Distance

Heckuva mirage.

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