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A Red Rock Mountain Christmas: Historical Western Romance

August 31, 2025
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A Red Rock Mountain Christmas: Historical Western Romance

I’m spreading the lumps of coal through the whole year.

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The Protector (The Dumont Chronicles Book 3)

August 31, 2025
Nathan
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The Protector (The Dumont Chronicles Book 3)

Nice sweater. Very… moist.

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Miracles of Nutrition, Descending Eagle (The Lamb’s Book of Life)

August 31, 2025
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Miracles of Nutrition, Descending Eagle (The Lamb’s Book of Life)

Whatever your question, the answer is probably “drugs.”

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Rescued From The Alpha (Werewolf Prophecy Book 1)

August 30, 2025
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Rescued From The Alpha (Werewolf Prophecy Book 1)

Darlya has her own logo, and that’s what’s important.

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Werewolf Awakening: The Hunt Begins (Full Moon Trilogy Book 1)

August 30, 2025
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Werewolf Awakening: The Hunt Begins (Full Moon Trilogy Book 1)

Bad typefaces and badly distorted, but at least they’re also pixelated.

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Another Time

August 30, 2025
Nathan
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Another Time

Sometime around the 12th of Never.

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I Am Good Help (Little Adventures by DG Ward Book 1)

August 29, 2025
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I Am Good Help (Little Adventures by DG Ward Book 1)

NOT TODAY, SATAN!!!!

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Granny Hooks A Crook (Fuchsia, Minnesota Book 1)

August 29, 2025
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Granny Hooks A Crook (Fuchsia, Minnesota Book 1)

Y’all can argue whether that’s a huge umbrella or a tiny granny. I’ll be over here, crying in my corner.

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