Category - Blurbs

BLURB: Christ 3ye Alch3my: The Rising Stars of the Apocalypse The Origin of Spiritual Transfiguration

It is in daylight savings time that the shining 1 in the 7th day has come out from the darkness of midnight into the 10th age of light. The enlightened stars and hands of time shall move forward with and in the hour/1 to be saved, as the last day of the weakened is a new day to become strengthened through your 5 combined elemental senses. The knowledge which comes shining in from enlightening wisdom is passed down through the hand of time. It is Atomic lighting enlightenment, which alters the al-chemical imbalance in the mind-3ye, transfiguring you into a shining enlightened moral, immortal figure of spirit-mental gold. Alchemy is within all living transfiguring things, as this is the natural growth of which brings fourth TRU metaphysical change. Those living Christ/crowned-anointed souls-minds who spiritually know the Lord-word, have seen the alchemic metamorphosis in this new day & age of spirit-mentally transitioning into the shining enlightened 1’s.

At first I was planning to feature this book here for the cover…

BLURB: Pseudo President: The Cyber Voting-Fraud Scandal

America’s dubious view of recent elections has a solid basis. This book satisfies the insatiable appetite for this timely topic. Voters want to know their vote counts.

Pseudo President takes readers through murder, romance, intrigue, mystery and the fraudulent voting technologies widely used in the last several elections, based upon actual events, court cases, news reports, and persons. The main character is a former Special Operations US Marine.

This book contains exhaustive research of over 25 voter fraud methods and cyber techniques. The story begins two years before a presidential election. The text provides enough detail, so that readers can research actual events if they so wish.

It’s a novel, even though the description goes out of its way to cast that into doubt.

BLURB: Poetry Captain

Follow the author around the world as he shares his insights and feelings from the past half century. Undeniably relatable and parallel to the 21st century. From the quiet beauty of Burma to the dangerous waters off Alaska, the imagery and provocative thoughts refresh the soul and encourage readers to examine life from another perspective. Includes original artwork that accurately complements the poetry.

What does “parallel to the 21st century” even mean?

BLURB: Simulation Model Mechanism Of The Universe

Our reality is simulated and the scientific principles of the simulation model itself are presented in this book. If you ever wondered who you are, where you are, what you are, why you are here, what is the meaning of life, no mistake about it you came to the right place to find out!
Maybe the idea “Simulated universe” sounds extraordinary but if you investigate further the facts and the essence of the subject matter eventually you will discover the truth.
Quantum physics has determined that all atoms in the universe are predominantly empty space and mass-less, with no identity or location and without the interference of the Higgs mass-generating mechanism the universe is almost entirely empty space and its energy is zero. Hence, the space-time continuum and geometry are non-existent on the fundamental level in base reality.
The simulated reality of an empty universe, which doesn’t contain any energy or mass, and comes into existence from the manipulation mechanism of the Higgs field is quite a realistic probability. Even space-time geometry which results from the presence of mass-energy is under a big question mark, because for a fact it is empty.
Our creator is getting impatient all is “spelled” out but why modern science is not yet establishing the Intelligent design as a legitimate scientific theory?
The book is written in the spirit of Albert Einstein: “Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.”
About the author:
The pseudonym “Dr. Amschel” is used to hide the identity of the author and to provide a clear-cut separation between his private and professional life.

Why do I get the impression that all the most persuasive parts of the book are in the blurb? (Bonus points for “I’M USING A PSEUDONYM!!!”)

BLURB: TIME CHEST: Particle-Wave Duality from Time Confinement to Space Transcendence

The title of this book is literal and intended for two different but complementary meanings: first because “time” is a treasure chest that may open only when we appreciate its “real nature” , and then we shall discover that our normal time is actually imaginary, and that its real part is nothing but the “space” itself, which acts like the wave-front that is the “chest” of the outward time. Therefore, scientifically speaking, the Chest of Time is the physical vacuum, or empty space, that is the “aether” , or the “quintessence” , that contains huge amount of energy, which we usually call “dark” because we don’t have access to it under our current theories!

And the weird italics and bold are in the original.

BLURB: Silence on the Plains

This anthology of short stories written by Ray Pairan is dystopian, raw, and full of passionate humanity. Environmental destruction and unrestrained corporatism that leads to a world of pain and suffering are offset with lusty tales that excite both physically and intellectually. Take the journey into the totally unexpected – a travel into a not to distant future that each of us may already recognize.

But not preachy at all, I bet.

BLURB: Zalon Kingdom – The Invaders Arrive

This was a natural world that shunned the alien who could never fathom its pure fresh elegant beauty. Humankind alone was able to rejoice in the gifts of a world rich in color and natural pageant. Not one instant on any other world could compare to this special place on this nondescript planet so very far from the clustered luminosity of the densely packed center of the galaxy. The landing of our spacecraft out in some remote prairie expanse in the western United States facilitated the release of my brethren into the wilds of this fresh host filled world. The news reports being televised around the clock on the image projection screen downstairs in my ex-host’s living space indicated that our invasion was progressing nicely. They had footage of our spacecraft incinerating whole squadrons of primitive attack aircraft that had been called out to defend their backward planet against what they termed – the enemy. No sooner would they bring up reinforcements to be sacrificed on the front lines of battles extending across the planet and others already far enough along in their transformation would fire on their former native compatriots. Cataloging the rise and inevitable decline of yet another offshoot of our genetically impure species was a task for our many Anthropologists who traveled across the universe piecing our various experiences on thousands of living spaces. They simply would not admit defeat and accept their fate. What was most troubling was the technology employed in their sleekest fighter; for its agility and precision munitions targeting must have been designed with help from a more advance species. Was Earth a member of the Zalon Kingdom?

Possibly more passive-tense sentences than I’ve ever seen in one place.