Category - Blurbs

BLURB: Chocolate Syrup on my Doorstep

My stories will speak to anyone who feels stuck inside their own home, who wonders if they are growing up the same way as everyone else or if there is something missing. For me, these pieces were my journey to figuring this out- of answering this question, and finding out the person I wanted to be. I am someone who is affected by other people. These people, whether they are our family or friends, change us and shape us into the person we are today. I find myself thinking about them and their lives, and how each one of their stories has had a profound impact on me. My collection is divided into parts. Their stories as well as mine are intertwined in each of these categories. I hope you discover their struggles, and figure out the things they are fighting for.

There should be a difference between “publishing” and “LiveJournaling.”

BLURB: INFESTATION: A Small Town Nightmare

“Best book ever!” – Amazon customer

“This book will cause you to reflect on one’s own life and how demonic forces can sometimes be so powerful that it is hard for one to overcome. It makes one also realize that emotional pain and hurt inflicted by someone else can last a lifetime.” – Amazon customer

I’m sold. (Also, you really have to see the rest on Amazon to appreciate the formatting.)

BLURB: Tetrastatum: A Time Travel Thriller

The future has finally arrived

“People will be immersed in the concepts of translating other parallel universe ideas into visual/image interpretations of external quantum relativity theories.” Stephen Hawking.

What if the laws of physics as we understand them are incomplete, only half of the equations that explain reality?

The world we once knew has been destroyed by man’s greed. The only hope to restore the planet Earth is Dr. Tim Smith. In the material world that once existed, Tim Smith was the head of the Quantum Teleportation Program at DARPA and a “Time Smith” in the non-matter thotonic universes whose shadows persist. Unfortunately, mankind’s last hope, Dr. Smith is quite clearly, insane.

“I think therefore I am,” says Descartes’s thotonic skeleton of the past. Tetrastatum is the ultimate test. We are transported through the tunnel of institutionalized insanity as helpless voyeurs perceiving existence through Smith’s eyes. Dr. Smith’s mental meltdown takes us on a journey as a “Time Smith” exploring the meaning of reality and the human psyche.

“Time travel” I can believe, but “thriller” is a stretch.

BLURB: A Photographic Tribute To Mistress Benay: A Pictorial Look At The Life Of A Preeminent Dominatrix

In 2018 the World lost one of the most Renowned and Loved Mistresses, who was also a Top Selling Author of Novels dealing with Female Domination, Female Led Relationships, and Male Chastity. To the World, Mistress Benay may have just been one person. But to Her Loving Husband/Slave Troy, who mourns the loss of his Sweetheart every minute of every day, Mistress Benay was the World!Now as a Lasting Memorial to his Dear Wife, and as a Special Gift to the thousands of Readers who enjoyed Mistress Benay’s Books over the years, and to the Tens of Thousands of people who followed Mistress Benay on Twitter and Facebook, slave Troy has compiled into this Beautiful Paperback a selection of over 50 Full Size Color Photos, many never seen before of a truly Outstanding Mistress and Author.Readers who are fortunate enough to get a copy of this Captivating Paperback will be treated to a Pictorial Journey of Mistress Benay’s Life which will include not only Color Photos of the Mistress which were taken at her Colorado Bed & Dungeon, but also behind the scene Images showing the Mistress at work and at play with her slave/husband.Anyone who was lucky enough to have had a Session with Mistress Benay in her Colorado Dungeon, and the Countless Readers who have bought and loved her Fiction and Non-Fiction Novels will definitely want to add this Beautiful Photographic Keepsake to their Library.

Capitalization tells you how Important certain Words are.

BLURB: Jesus is the Sun

I interacted with Jesus as the consciousness of the Sun, and I wrote this book to share my interactions with Christ and God and my experiences with heaven and hell.

I have no idea what you just said, but okay.

BLURB: The Good For Nothing Boy

There was once a boy who was said to be good for nothing.
No matter how hard he tried, it seemed as though he was certainly good for nothing at all. To add to this sad plight, the bullies teased him even more for two things: first, that he had no name; and second, that he had no father. Not that he still had a mother, for she has vanished a long time ago. But at least, it can be said, that he had some memories of her.

One day, this little boy takes off in an adventure of a lifetime that would help him discover the truth about himself and the world around him.
Together with his firefly friend, they would travel into magical places, meet extraordinary creatures and learn priceless lessons along the way. Will he be able to discover his name? Will he finally realize his true worth?

I can only assume that the target audience is adults who are still working through schoolyard trauma.

BLURB: The Revenge of John W: Desert Intrigue, Daring Prison Escape: Thrilling Action (Unlimited exclusive, Joe Corso Book 1)

A dirt poor mother and her son who’s only possession – their property – is desired by an evil man

Grammatical mistakes in the first line of your blurb? Shut up and take my money!

BLURB: Ordinary Parents Raising Extraordinary Children: A Parental Guide to Unlocking Your Child’s Inner Strength to Full Self-Expression (Book 1 of 2)

We are on a quest in life and if we must achieve success then, we have to first, know who we are and what we want in life. The journey to ultimate success in life is never an easy one. There are often difficulties and challenges, which are sometimes, insurmountable. Life does not require the most intelligent brains or the smartest minds to succeed but requires the determination to keep going in spite of the aches and the courage to overcome fears, doubts, and those challenges as well. It requires positive thinking. And once you discover who you are, our gifts and talents, and what you want in life, you will almost certainly achieve success.

Commas. Learn how to use them.