Category: Blurbs

BLURB: The Truth About 911

Today, many years after September 11, 2001, there are many that still feel that they do not know the whole truth about 911? There have been many conspiracy theories due to so many unanswered questions.

For instance, that first sentence which is not actually a question.

BLURB: Yesterday, TIME, and Tomorrow

Yesterday, TIME, and Tomorrow
A modern-day fantasy, time travel, romance adventure, with a couple, Ward and Jade, on a journey into unknown worlds and into the mystery of time. While trying to understand the mystery of their very existence and why they were alive as human beings living in this world of day and night, their lives become merged in the wonder of waking and dreaming. A fantasy adventure with the couple caught in the excitement and thrill of being alive and being in love, together seeking the answer to the mystery of life. Be as their journey takes them into different worlds and through the mystery of time, their lives are also threatened with never-ending darkness; a darkness that reaches out to the endlessness of time.

A journey of a man and a woman searching for the meaning and true nature of their lives as human beings while living in this world of birth and death, this world that offers the glorious wonders of life while at the same time it’s a disturbing world that has no mercy for the living. Two people trying to understand the mystery and wonder of life in this world of yesterday, TIME, and tomorrow. This world of mystery and hope.
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Yesterday, TIME, and Tomorrow
This book is a single work of fiction, a work of imagination. All events in the story are imaginary. This is a “Surreal Fantasy, Metaphysical Mystery, Time Travel Fantasy, Romance Adventure.”

“Okay, but if you imagine it in ‘announcer voice,’ then it rocks!”

BLURB: Cemetarium

Matheson Mortuaries has a secret weapon:
Lucy McFadden is a mortuary assistant, who has a bulge in her pocket, and if she uses it on your dearly departed, then they may never decompose in a grave in the cemetery.
It starts with blue ribbon roses, and dead cats, and mangled feet, and carnivorous plants, and murdering pedophiles, and wood chippers, and severed heads, and ends with curing cancer.

Watch as Lucy McFadden upends the world, whenever she upends her little brown bottle.

And you thought your medicine was hard to swallow.

From the twisted mind that brought you Viral House, The shadow of Jasper County, and Stories by the night light, comes a gruesome tale of what happens when there’s too much life!

Be careful what you wish for!

Excessive commas deployed!

BLURB: Cornithaca County: One Thought, One Taught • One Voice, One Choice

This book applies the cherished counselings of compassion and human worth to the thoughts and actions of today’s inflexible Doctrine — and the result?
A Satirical – Teaching – Thinking – Investigative – Activity – Game – Puzzle – Poem – Essay – Troublesome – Inspiring – Non-Conforming – Ranting – Embarrassing – Inexcusable – book.
Five board games; including “Users & Losers” and Farm-cheesi: The “Game of Flies” * “Fake the Lake” polluter card game * “Bigotry: The Musical” songbook * “Pin the Tail on the Media” and “Undercover Party” games.

There’s more, but I think this is as much as anyone needs.

BLURB: Make Enterprise Great Again: The Gods Must Be Crazy!: Cradle of Communism to Catacomb of Capitalism: A Proposal to bring back the House of Roosevelt’s

♥♥♥This book will blow away your preconceptions of the almighty American Empire and its Enterprises. I guarantee it!♥♥♥

This book takes its title from the 1980 comedy film “The Gods Must Be Crazy,” in which an empty Coca-Cola bottle is dropped from a plane onto a community of African bushmen. The bottle is thought to be a gift from the Gods, but after it incites bitter fighting amongst the villagers, the tribal leader decides to return it to the Gods, embarking upon a journey to the end of the world. Through my own metaphorical coke bottle, I visualize the dawn of a daunting new Empire.  This book serves as both a testament to the past glories of the current American Empire and a guidebook to restoring Capitalism and Enterprise – before it is too late.

Is the guarantee a money-back one?