Category - Blurbs

BLURB: A Place in Time

The twists and turns in A Place in Time are strung together by an unsolved crime, romance and divine providence. It unfolds against a background of significant African American historical events in Chicago, Illinois, and Sacramento, California.

Boy, SOMEBODY sure likes the passive voice.

BLURB: Kingdom of Salem

Including a memorable cast of characters that form a society of various supernatural beings, Stephanie Griffin’s Kingdom of Salem is an engrossing dark fantasy tale. By combining elements of many classics of the fantasy and horror genres, Griffin has created an engrossing read that relies heavily on the dialogue of the individuals who are searching for answers in her novel. Elements of family feuds and friendship rivalries litter the pages, as the narrative barrels towards its riveting conclusion.

A fast-paced read that is both original in the terms of its mythology and realistic in the wants and desires of its characters, Kingdom of Salem is sure to put a spell on you.

Gee, thanks for telling us how great it is. Maybe you could also tell us what it’s about?

BLURB: Purple Mike

With no conscience for consequence, Purple Mike is sent on a mission to corrupt: Target: Anyplace, a drug-free zone in North America. After infecting human victims, along with his band of outlaws, Pot, Pill, and Powder, Purple Mike wreaks havoc in the small town. Everything changes when he falls for Sally Sue. Newly infected with feelings, Purple Mike tries to undo all the damage he’s done. But, time is running out and he plain don’t know how to clean up all the heaps of destruction. He finds his human heart just in time to save Anyplace from the chaos he created.

The cover is what first drew my attention, but when I saw the description…

BLURB: Darrienia: A Fantasy Adventure (Forgotten Legacies Book 1)

Winner of the 2016 Independent Author Book Of The Year Award for ‘Outstanding Fantasy’ and semi-finalist in the Kindle Book Awards.

It is said that the past always returns to haunt you, yet some forgotten pasts have whispered names and a debt for collection.

Dangerous curiosities stir a hidden darkness, one that patiently waits to seize control. The subtle periphery between dream and reality is in peril, and those chosen must face the evil behind this looming disaster.

But lurking in the shadows, guiding their hand, lies the true threat – and a hidden agenda. Can they discover the truth in time, or will would-be-heroes become nothing more than pawns of evil?

And I still know nothing about the story.

The Duke Of Hell: The World’s Final Dictator!

The Duke Of Hell: The World’s Final Dictator!

Ladies and gentlemen, this book wins the internet for the day. The cover’s not the worst part; then there’s the blurb…

It is 2020 and the world is on the brink of complete destruction as never before! Global political chaos is in the air everywhere, food shortages and famine are beginning, international wars and rumors of more wars are on the News daily, pestilence and disease are occurring worldwide, and with all international economies nearing collapse, it seems as if mankind has finally brought about its own doom. Yet, is Mankind alone solely responsible for this predicament? Or is there some type of UNSEEN spiritual force behind it all? Indeed, is a secret, virtually unknown cadre of international leaders preparing the world for the coming of their Dark-Lord inside a UFO? Is there truly an unseen international conspiracy to bring about an End-Times Apocalypse in the making? And have such circumstances been predicted for thousands of years by Prophecies? Could we be the final generation that is actually nearing such an earth-shaking cataclysmic conclusion? Or will Earth be SAVED by a friendly UFO invasion of benevolent SNAKE creators from a different dimension? If so, will they actually help us or hurt us…??? Read all about it in this most AMAZING book, The Duke Of Hell, The World’s Final Dictator! Get your copy today and find out…!

All that, and I still don’t know if this is a novel or a supposed exposé.

But then, there’s the official site, DukeofHell.com, that really has to be seen — or rather, EXPERIENCED — to be believed.

You’re welcome.

 

BLURB: NOAH,NIMROD AND THE NATIONS: NIMROD IDENTIFIED AND DEMYSTIFIED TODAY

The economy of the book of Genesis is well explored and expounded concerning Noah’s generational escape from the deluge. This book concisely elucidates the flood, post-flood phenomena and the Antediluvian activities. The Sumerian Kings age discrepancies was resolved years ago as ancient Mesopotamia grandiose culture assumes their kings as Demi-gods ,thus ascribing the Sars/saro numbers as base number which results into extreme long years reign. This book evaluates the mathematical solution to the mythical long reign years and offers vivid proves of the actual years through calculation. The ancient assumption of the Sumerian and the imbibition of supposed numerical divinity peculiar to regal function and long reign are well dealt with from archaeological texts and evidences.

There’s lots more, but do you really need it?

BLURB: Another World

In “Another World” I have travelled to the immeasurably corners of the universe to create an imaginary conclusion to Marion’s story looks using my experience in Theology to create a different outlook from the ones often seen.

There’s more to it, but really, what more do you need to know?

BLURB: inspiration

Company spaceship sent to ‘unlock’ Library on Mercury to answer: How life arrived on Earth? But. Are Holy Records true or not? A galaxy awaits! Meet the coolest android & also read the strangest love story between a man and a “woman” of all time.

Especially written for fans of. Non-standard punctuation!