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Category - Blurbs

BLURB: the wilderness of mirrors

There are mirrors and there are smoke and mirrors and then smoke before the mirrors and then getting lost in the woods because you forgot to a leave a trail of lollies as you were venturing out and wondering just where that mirror image lake is. But now I know it is in Sea Lake Victoria and so I stayed because I could not find my way home

And this is your way of begging for money?

BLURB: Dragon Alien Overlords

Dragon Alien Overlords is a truly unique adventure. It has all the elements of your favorite fantasy novels fused with science fiction. A strange but oddly believable tale about human history and our fate, as determined by our Dragon Alien Overlords.

Yes, I’d expect something “truly unique” from a novel with that title. Also, that’s the entire description.

BLURB: Adriane’s Warehouse

Adriane’s Warehouse is a thrilling story depicting the courage of a young woman, Adriane, set on chasing her dreams after surviving struggles which no one should be forced to endure. Through her bravery, she will learn many life lessons about trust and friendship in this suspenseful tale.

Congratulations on telling us nothing about the story.

Co-Evolution (Food Chain Wars Book 1)

Co-Evolution (Food Chain Wars Book 1)

Nice pseudo-asteroids, he lied.

Also:

Another intelligent species existed on Earth long before human kind. They had a taste for human flesh and slaughtered humans by the thousands. Human kind advanced, built great cities, and learned how to defend themselves. A stalemate ensued, and a truce was negotiated, with one human a week offered as food. What better humans to offer than criminals?

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The word is “humankind.” One word.

BLURB: A Place in Time

The twists and turns in A Place in Time are strung together by an unsolved crime, romance and divine providence. It unfolds against a background of significant African American historical events in Chicago, Illinois, and Sacramento, California.

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Boy, SOMEBODY sure likes the passive voice.

BLURB: Kingdom of Salem

Including a memorable cast of characters that form a society of various supernatural beings, Stephanie Griffin’s Kingdom of Salem is an engrossing dark fantasy tale. By combining elements of many classics of the fantasy and horror genres, Griffin has created an engrossing read that relies heavily on the dialogue of the individuals who are searching for answers in her novel. Elements of family feuds and friendship rivalries litter the pages, as the narrative barrels towards its riveting conclusion.

A fast-paced read that is both original in the terms of its mythology and realistic in the wants and desires of its characters, Kingdom of Salem is sure to put a spell on you.

Gee, thanks for telling us how great it is. Maybe you could also tell us what it’s about?

BLURB: Purple Mike

With no conscience for consequence, Purple Mike is sent on a mission to corrupt: Target: Anyplace, a drug-free zone in North America. After infecting human victims, along with his band of outlaws, Pot, Pill, and Powder, Purple Mike wreaks havoc in the small town. Everything changes when he falls for Sally Sue. Newly infected with feelings, Purple Mike tries to undo all the damage he’s done. But, time is running out and he plain don’t know how to clean up all the heaps of destruction. He finds his human heart just in time to save Anyplace from the chaos he created.

The cover is what first drew my attention, but when I saw the description…

BLURB: Darrienia: A Fantasy Adventure (Forgotten Legacies Book 1)

Winner of the 2016 Independent Author Book Of The Year Award for ‘Outstanding Fantasy’ and semi-finalist in the Kindle Book Awards.

It is said that the past always returns to haunt you, yet some forgotten pasts have whispered names and a debt for collection.

Dangerous curiosities stir a hidden darkness, one that patiently waits to seize control. The subtle periphery between dream and reality is in peril, and those chosen must face the evil behind this looming disaster.

But lurking in the shadows, guiding their hand, lies the true threat – and a hidden agenda. Can they discover the truth in time, or will would-be-heroes become nothing more than pawns of evil?

And I still know nothing about the story.