Category - Blurbs

The text of this fairy tale was found as a manuscript, near a very old oak, while traveling through the endless fields and forests of Britain. The tale was written in several ancient European languages, alternating between each from one sentence to the next without any apparent logic, though there was probably some fabulous meaning hidden in it. The last sentences were written in modern Russian.

Translators and linguists easily translated the manuscript, and, after reading the fairy tale, one teenaged girl painted pictures for it. But all this was probably not in such way, and perhaps everything had happened completely in another way….

Whereas the last sentence in the description was written in complete gobbledygook. (Bonus: Read the single review.) (h/t Paul)

A compilation of stories and events from my life, this memoir will give you an inside look at a seemingly perfect life. While online my life may appear to be a dream come true – full of traveling, shopping, parties, and exotic cars – there is a whole other side that I have yet to tell. From my early childhood to college and beyond, Professionally Provocative covers the darkest moments of my past as well as my aspirations and hopes for the future.

Um… who are you?

is no doubt, a name that you have never read or heard of during your life time. Reuel N. Prinzing is not someone that has been in the limelight or public eye. So why should you read this book? Every person has interesting stories to tell about events that have happened in their life. The problem is most families do not keep historical records so the knowledge of events and stories are soon lost forever. Chapter one begins with a brief history of Reuel’s ancestors, starting with his great grandparents, immigrating to America from Germany in 1854. Chapter two begins with the date of Reuel’s birth, on May 6, 1934. Reuel was born, in Faribault, Minnesota, during the “Great Depression.” His childhood was spent in very humble surroundings. Agreeing with the time old saying, “One picture is worth a thousand words,” the book has an average of fourteen photographs in each of it’s thirty-two chapters. Many wonderful and interesting things happened to Reuel along his journey through life. You will find “My Life Story, Though My Eyes” a very interesting story as you journey along with Reuel N. Prinzing through the first seventy-seven years of his life.

Somehow, nothing I say…

Heavenly Spiritual Knowledge, Wisdom and Understanding that was promised and given by The Master Yeshua, who said his name was incorrectly Romanized to “Jesus” which weakened the spiritual power of His name to be used by believers. It does not compare to the power of His true birth name “Yeshua.”. Warnings, Advice, Revelations were personally given during OOBE or spirit communion to several beings on Earth, who were asked to relay His Message to any soul who desires to hear it. That is any Soul who wills to overcome Selfishness, Hatred, Ignorance, Lies & Deceptions, that takes a soul into the road of sorrow and pain, and away from true life and harmony with the Supreme Creator. The comprehensive knowledge of human beings, angels, demons and the Source of All Life that is called God is explored and the path to what is now called Salvation, Liberation and /or Transcendence is revealed to anyone who desires to know and walk that way to True Freedom. As foretold: You shall know the Truth and the Truth shall set you FREE.
TRUTH & PURE LOVE ARE THE WAY TO GOD.

Plus, if you put the accent on the wrong syllable, YOU GO TO HELL.

An outcast boy learns just what an outsider he really is, and a world that’s put to the test when it learns the same.

327 pages, and that’s the entire description. (h/t Nick)

A maniacal crow tells a sad odyssey about his strange entanglement with depression.

197 pages, and that’s the whole description.

I am a direct descendant of the famous Phineas Taylor Barnum, aka P. T. Barnum, the Greatest Showman on Earth. The reaction of people that have heard or read this poetry is mind-blowing, to say the least. It has been compared to Shakespeare numerous times, which is a huge compliment. It is suggested that everyone, everywhere, should own a copy of this book from literary and English educators as well as high school and college students and anyone who loves to read.

Some poems may make you profoundly think, while others may make you sad, some may make you laugh, and some are faith-based. The hope is that every poem you read will inspire and feed your imagination and leave you wanting to read more. Buckle up and get ready for a wild adventure coming. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if just the first poem in the book is turned into a huge Hollywood movie!

Even given the strong possibility that this Barnum descendant is pulling our legs, this is horrifying.

Growing Only Dandelions” is an inspirational story of a woman who has a near-death experience that propels her on a spiritual and emotional journey. This unconventional supernatural manuscript dares the reader to consider the possibility of a present and loving God through a narrative that triggers one’s imagination to question every action and inaction.
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It’s a “supernatural manuscript?” Huh?