Awkward + sexy = not sexy at all. The cover looks like that awkward morning after “OMG I slept with THAT???” moment. Really not sexy. But still, after reading the description, the cover might have just captured the content of the book.
Ericb
11 years ago
At least they both look human.
Howard
11 years ago
Did someone really publish an ebook called ‘Bum Magnet’? One of these characters on the cover has put a magnet up where the Sun doesn’t shine?
Kris
11 years ago
Which one is the “bum”? Both look like candidates…
Jen
11 years ago
I’ll bet she really wanted to replace the “B” with a “C” but then
that would just be too obvious now wouldn’t it?
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Awkward + sexy = not sexy at all. The cover looks like that awkward morning after “OMG I slept with THAT???” moment. Really not sexy. But still, after reading the description, the cover might have just captured the content of the book.
At least they both look human.
Did someone really publish an ebook called ‘Bum Magnet’? One of these characters on the cover has put a magnet up where the Sun doesn’t shine?
Which one is the “bum”? Both look like candidates…
I’ll bet she really wanted to replace the “B” with a “C” but then
that would just be too obvious now wouldn’t it?
Best reply ever.
Makes me think of the SNL skit with “Sean Connery” on Jeopardy – and the category he pronounced as: “AnAl bum Cover”
“The Rapist for five hundred please!”
“Mr. Connery, that’s ‘Therapist’…”
YESSS!!! Glad someone got the reference! 😀
The only thing that could have salvaged that image would have been if one of his arms had been chewed off. At least then, it would have been funny.
AHAHAHAHA! Being British makes that far far funnier.
Yes sir, you SHOULD be embarrassed… embarrassed you ever thought it was a good idea to model for this book cover!
…Or did they not mention the book was called ‘Bum Magnet?’ (Which is WAY WAY funnier/ickier in the UK than the US, by the way..!)