Mine too! It seems like a lot of these mail-order bride books advertise themselves this way. The fact that there’s a whole series of these things is weird enough without the supposed wholesomeness!
EricL
7 years ago
So if one of those babies belongs to Maddie, the other one must a vociferous SPACE ALIEN trying to push the real baby away and take its place and then start the conquest of planet Earth! Beware Maddie! The alien is trying to confuse you with cartoon candles and paper flowers.
On a side note, has Amazon caught onto this shipping-brides-by-mail business? They’ll need to add air holes to those smiley boxes, but that shouldn’t be hard.
L-Plate Pen
7 years ago
Well, in one way they’ve got the vibe right; it DOES kind of look like the front cover of a Christmas catalogue. One that sells babies for Christmas, perhaps?
> “Sweet & Clean book club”
> Story about a guy purchasing a woman through the mail to fuck
Pick one.
like you read my mind…
Mine too! It seems like a lot of these mail-order bride books advertise themselves this way. The fact that there’s a whole series of these things is weird enough without the supposed wholesomeness!
So if one of those babies belongs to Maddie, the other one must a vociferous SPACE ALIEN trying to push the real baby away and take its place and then start the conquest of planet Earth! Beware Maddie! The alien is trying to confuse you with cartoon candles and paper flowers.
On a side note, has Amazon caught onto this shipping-brides-by-mail business? They’ll need to add air holes to those smiley boxes, but that shouldn’t be hard.
Well, in one way they’ve got the vibe right; it DOES kind of look like the front cover of a Christmas catalogue. One that sells babies for Christmas, perhaps?