[sarcasm] No, Mr. Shumate, Curlz MT is the font of ultimate horror. Mwah-hahaha! [/sarcasm]
Forget their ad “For a unique festive touch, add a little Curlz …” No! For a touch of stark sheer horror, it’s eldritch Curlz eternal.
Seriously, I think someone confused it with the Nightmare Before Christmas font. The squashed moon in eclipse is just icing on the Limburger Cheesecake.
misterfweem
7 years ago
First story features a “laundry shoot.” I imagine it’s a lot like a skeet shoot, except you’re firing at dirty socks and underwear.
If I were going to have a laundry shoot, it would be in my basement too. If I had it outdoors, someone from the gun club might see me and I would never live that down.
If you display this cover on one of those exploding cell phones, you could have a turkey shoot.
Tuula
7 years ago
if only someone had thought to photograph the moon!
EricL
7 years ago
The cover scared me, so that’s a good start, but then the Curlz font lifted my spirits and the eclipsing egg caused me to deeply ponder life.
Try again, dear author, to create a truly horrifying cover. Maybe start with hot pink as your font color and then add some MS Paint streamers and sparkly stuff.
L-Plate Pen
7 years ago
‘Reduced to Moonlight’ – but only on the vertical aspect.
[sarcasm] No, Mr. Shumate, Curlz MT is the font of ultimate horror. Mwah-hahaha! [/sarcasm]
Forget their ad “For a unique festive touch, add a little Curlz …” No! For a touch of stark sheer horror, it’s eldritch Curlz eternal.
Seriously, I think someone confused it with the Nightmare Before Christmas font. The squashed moon in eclipse is just icing on the Limburger Cheesecake.
First story features a “laundry shoot.” I imagine it’s a lot like a skeet shoot, except you’re firing at dirty socks and underwear.
maybe more like a fashion shoot? just more dirty.
If I were going to have a laundry shoot, it would be in my basement too. If I had it outdoors, someone from the gun club might see me and I would never live that down.
If you display this cover on one of those exploding cell phones, you could have a turkey shoot.
if only someone had thought to photograph the moon!
The cover scared me, so that’s a good start, but then the Curlz font lifted my spirits and the eclipsing egg caused me to deeply ponder life.
Try again, dear author, to create a truly horrifying cover. Maybe start with hot pink as your font color and then add some MS Paint streamers and sparkly stuff.
‘Reduced to Moonlight’ – but only on the vertical aspect.