Fiscal Pear and Shimmer: In the Call of River Whale

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Fiscal Pear and Shimmer: In the Call of River Whale

I don’t know what I what? (h/t Damon)

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Seamyst
Seamyst
7 years ago

That title has to be Mad Libs.

Bruce
Bruce
7 years ago

Someone’s having a magic shroom trip.

Waffles
Waffles
7 years ago

I keep seeing this one in my news feeds.
It honestly scares me.

Damon
Damon
7 years ago

The weirdest part is–morbid curiosity drove me to look at the first few pages on Amazon, and the writing wasn’t awful. It wasn’t great, but it was a heck of a lot better than the stuff that usually goes with these covers.
In a strange way, that’s the scariest part of all.

katz
7 years ago
Reply to  Damon

Did you find out why the pear is fiscal?

misterfweem
misterfweem
7 years ago

I knew I’d seen this somewhere before

Lydia
Lydia
7 years ago

So what’s fiscal about a pear? Is it a money pear? Is this a year end report in disguise?

DED
DED
7 years ago

Ok, this one truly deserves the WTF tag far more than the last one I looked at (Urban Weather).

Seamyst may be on to something with the Mad Libs suggestion.

Ericb
Ericb
7 years ago

The pear’s stem is at the wrong end.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
7 years ago
Reply to  Ericb

That disturbed me too. Leaves won’t sprout out of the stem end of a real pear either.

This as bad as covers that combine geological features that won’t occur in nature.

Horrifying idea is people with that much disconnect to the real world vote.

EricL
EricL
7 years ago

River Whale called and invited us all to eat some wonderful mushrooms…

L-Plate Pen
L-Plate Pen
7 years ago

I had a Cheese Nightmare like this once.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
7 years ago

WTF?

Tuula
Tuula
7 years ago

I try to imagine what this is about, without checking the book – and I may have no dislocated something in my brain.

Hitch
7 years ago

Wow. Just…wow. Does anyone have any idea what the burrowing thing that’s half mole, half anemone is, in the misbegotten tree trunk? Anyone?

(Did anyone figure out WHAT this book is about?)