Swamp Witch Piquante and Scream Queen Biscue

September 10, 2013

There’s an edition out with a different typeface, but it’s not much of an improvement.

Should this cover be in the Lousies?

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Kris

13 years ago

Does she have a third boob slipping out the side?

Jen

13 years ago

Reply to Kris

By Jove I think that IS a third boob!
I also believe that’s a skinny knee coming
out of her left shoulder socket.
I’d say she looks more like a swamp TROLL
than a witch but whatever.
Dueling banjos. Can’t you just hear em’?

Take Cover

13 years ago

So I scrolled down and… whoa! Somehow I just wasn’t expecting Ms Piquante and Ms Bisque to look like that.

And even stranger, apparently ‘this novel details the journeys of two young *men*’ (Emphasis added). There seems to be a lot of confusion down in the rural Louisiana backwoods.

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DED

13 years ago

I can see the trees through their heads. Am I tripping?

Wendy Christopher

12 years ago

Is the title what they’re cooking for dinner after they’ve foraged for the ingredients?