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The Stubborn Bride Promised to the Rancher
For all of you who were saying, “It’s been too long since we’ve seen a ‘mail order bride’ cover…”
| Should this cover be in the Lousies? |
The Stubborn Bride Promised to the Rancher
For all of you who were saying, “It’s been too long since we’ve seen a ‘mail order bride’ cover…”
| Should this cover be in the Lousies? |
Looootta words on that there cover.
Also pretty sure those are om-nom-noms. At least I hope so.
If I see another one of these Mail Orders with overly descriptive titles that lay down the entire premise, I’m going to scream. At this point, I’m starting to get more worked up about the stupid titles than the awfulness of the cover.
I’m with ya, pardner. You know what really gets up my nose? The blatant manipulation of the BBW movement to get them to buy these books, where the Heroines are, well…Reubenesque. It’s really mean, IMHO, to gouge those women for this crap.
They do say that the author should find as small as niche as possible, but this is ridiculous.
At last! A MOB cover that has no blatantly suggestive imagery.
Still, some things don’t change: a MailOrderBride cover that feels anachronistic in details. For example, the bride’s hairstyle is just not Old West (or Old East, or Old Midwest, or Old South).
Is a Big Beautiful Mail Order Bride, or BBMOB, the cowboy version of a BBW fetish?
“More cushion for the pushin’, pardner.”
‘Three Big Beautiful Mail Order Brides.’ Did that dude get some sort of Special Offer then? “Buy two Standard Mail Order Brides, get a Stubborn one free!”
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Three Big Beautiful Brides–this must have come from the Mormon Catalogue. (WAY BACK WHEN, Nathan!).