So just what was it that happened over the lake? Actually, never mind, scratch that, I think I’m better off not knowing.
RK@HM
1 month ago
“Specifically, my four-year-old painted this on a canvas while the wife and I were flying our private helicopter to our lakeside home.”
red
1 month ago
Arriving at the lake, the ETs engaged their craft’s cloaking device, only to hear a loud Clunk! Their craft had not disappeared. It had instead been transformed into a luminescent steaming pile emoji with Bart Simpson eyes.
“SCOTTY!” bellowed Captain Tom, loudly.
“Captain, Wesley just calibrated the cloaking device this morning! I doonah know what could be wrong!”
Fortunately, the reality distortion field generator was still operational, so the craft did not look out of place.
Sink it! Sink it deep!
So just what was it that happened over the lake? Actually, never mind, scratch that, I think I’m better off not knowing.
“Specifically, my four-year-old painted this on a canvas while the wife and I were flying our private helicopter to our lakeside home.”
Arriving at the lake, the ETs engaged their craft’s cloaking device, only to hear a loud Clunk! Their craft had not disappeared. It had instead been transformed into a luminescent steaming pile emoji with Bart Simpson eyes.
“SCOTTY!” bellowed Captain Tom, loudly.
“Captain, Wesley just calibrated the cloaking device this morning! I doonah know what could be wrong!”
Fortunately, the reality distortion field generator was still operational, so the craft did not look out of place.