Doorbusters [NSFW] January 28, 2026NathanCovers7 Comments Doorbusters You can get a prescription for that, you know. Should this cover be in the Lousies? art for a refrigerator bad font choice pixelation wink wink nudge nudge Previous postCrossroad Burials: Witchfinder Book Five (Witchfinder Series 5) Next postIt Happened Over The Lake
Arms or tentacles? And it’s not just doors being busted.
Hextacles. Six arms. Hextacles.
I’m sure there are both OTC and Rx to handle that inflammation.
But my prognosis on the cover as a whole is less sanguine.
An octopus has only 8 tentacles.
When you’re out of luck,
Cause your door is stuck.
Who ya gonna call?
Doorbusters!
[Jerry Lee Lewis] Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire! [/Jerry Lee Lewis]
I will never again be able to see that phrase without thinking of “Unprecedented Heaps of Fire” and one of the lousiest books ever featured on this site.
I see someone got hit with an Arrow of Enthusiastic Double Gonorrhea.