Of Pine and Fire: Axe of Valhalla: Book 1

Of Pine and Fire: Axe of Valhalla: Book 1

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Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
2 years ago

On the Nose tag?

Zsuzsa
Zsuzsa
2 years ago
Reply to  Nathan

Fair enough. “Lousy poses on lousy book covers” is probably beyond the scope of this blog.

Though speaking of lousy poses, does it look to anyone else like that girl is in the process of falling over and is about two seconds away from smashing her nose on those rocks on the right?

Hitch
2 years ago
Reply to  Zsuzsa

I still can’t quite figure out what the holy hell that girl is doing. I mean…whut? Is she diving onto some frozen/cement person? On the right there? Is that some frozen/deformed limb, holding her…heels?

This one is tres weird. VERY VERY weird and not in that “can’t wait to see what this is” way, either, unfortunately. I’ll bet you $5.00 that’s what the cover designer thought–that it was so confusing that people would click to see it. I always hate that idea, because it’s always so wrong. And for reasons that elude me, you can never get them to see it, either.

Robbie
Robbie
1 year ago
Reply to  Zsuzsa

I can only imagine that she’s the literal Axe of Valhalla, and that’s a hand grabbing her ankles and swinging her.

Last edited 1 year ago by Robbie
Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
2 years ago

The position of the snake is creepy too.

LBC Participant
LBC Participant
2 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

He apparently doesn’t like sunshine.