I don’t know what else I can do beyond sleeping in a cold locker at the morgue while wearing a toe tag.
Bruce
2 years ago
Well, if the goal is to sleep like a corpse, why not 120 ways to pass out in 7 seconds?
red
2 years ago
I wonder if the sequel is named “How to wake up like a corpse”.
(On an unrelated note, I solved the sleep problem over 25 years ago–I bought a book by Henry Kissinger. I just imagine him saying the words. Works every time. I might not last long enough to finish it, though!)
Charles Cassady Jr.
2 years ago
Great title for a Mickey Spillane, but artwork would need some painted-Men’s-Magazine stuff, with an impossibly sexy “broad.” Cancel Culture would show up faster than the first responders.
I don’t know what else I can do beyond sleeping in a cold locker at the morgue while wearing a toe tag.
Well, if the goal is to sleep like a corpse, why not 120 ways to pass out in 7 seconds?
I wonder if the sequel is named “How to wake up like a corpse”.
(On an unrelated note, I solved the sleep problem over 25 years ago–I bought a book by Henry Kissinger. I just imagine him saying the words. Works every time. I might not last long enough to finish it, though!)
Great title for a Mickey Spillane, but artwork would need some painted-Men’s-Magazine stuff, with an impossibly sexy “broad.” Cancel Culture would show up faster than the first responders.
No kidding, amirite? I still have those luscious Spillanes and covers from “back in the day.” Such a hoot.
Sigh, cancel culture.