Eviscerated Panda A Metal Tale
What the everloving huh? (h/t sy)
Quit Your Job Before Your Boss Fire You: Explode Your Sells with simple Marketing Strategies (1)
SkyNet, is that you? You’re not fooling anyone. (h/t sy)
Just wait, it gets better — here’s the beginning of the Amazon description:
On her way to an offworld vacation, Melody Spell is violently kissed by an alien who thrusts something down her throat: the key to a lost planet….