Jace & Company: A lesbian romance novel
There’s someone for everyone, I suppose.
Just wait, it gets better — here’s the beginning of the Amazon description:
On her way to an offworld vacation, Melody Spell is violently kissed by an alien who thrusts something down her throat: the key to a lost planet….
The Purge of District 89 (A Grower’s War Book 1)
The blurb describes it as “the perfect culmination of jaw breaking action and political intrigue.” Huh.
I have no idea what a “journalistic novel” is, so I don’t know what standards to judge the cover against.
The Top 100 Intimate Items for Lovers: Presented by Sexy Challenges
Holy antithesis of sexy, Batman! (h/t Doug)