Romeo and Juliet, or American 21st Century Politics
The title makes sense once you read the description. But dang.
Tag - WTF
The Heresies of World
“Of course people won’t notice that the planetary body is oblong — they’ll be distracted trying to parse the title!”
Half a Dozen (Sunset Investigations Book 3)
It’s for covers like this that the “WTF?” tag was created.