The Guardian of Light: & the Shattered Soul
Hey, I think I can read a word or two!
Red Kryptonite Curve (What If Wasn’t Book 1)
“Maybe if no one can read it, I won’t get a nastygram from Warner’s lawyers!”
Christmas Stories for Kids: Christmas bedtime stories and Christmas jokes for children ages 4-10
I hope the stories are more original than the clipart cover.
Noble Savage Cooking: Food and Manners for a Corrupt Civilization
From the description, I think it’s maybe supposed to be a humor book. I’ll never know for sure. (h/t Curtis)
Red Thunder: Lakota Warriors Book I
The true protagonist is the horse in the background being attacked by Thor.