Way, way too fancy.
Tag - punctuation matters
Tomorrow’s Wilderness (Vol. 1): Tree-octopuses, Squirrels, and Puppysaurs
Genetic engineering galore, but we’re still stuck with Comic Sans?
Published! The Complete Guide to Non-traditional Publishing
If you trust this, you deserve what you get.
ROSÉ’S… BENT STEM: Girl Tangled. ‘Best thriller of 2019,’ -The Tribune
Yes, the pull quote from The Tribune is part of the title on Amazon.
How To Convince People You Are Your Own Twin
How about, “How to Convince People to Back Away Slowly With No Sudden Moves.”