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Tag - pseudohumans
Weakened Mountains (Artemis University Book 4)
It’s open mic night — make your own “weakened mountains” double entendre!
COMING WITH THE CLOUDS: A JOURNEY THROUGH PROPHECY
It’s like Michelangelo, but a lot worse! (h/t Ron)
Melting the Frost Troll: Monster Between the Sheets: Season 2
Never seen a troll with hoverhand before.