When Flowers Dance by Moonlight: The Saga of Space Captain Won Kee (Extra-Terrestrial Erotica)
That’s right, “extra-terrestrial erotica” — a fact that the cover entirely fails to convey.
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The Viking & the hermit: Shaku Riding(Children’s Illustrated Book Series Adventure Age 5-9)
Because your children are terrible and don’t deserve any better. (h/t Mr Bookson)
Maybe a little more grounding in reality would be good.
Spurred Into Pleasure : A Steamy Age-Gap Cowboy Romance Novella (Whispering Pines Spicy Romance)
Or you can just use the sub-sub-subgenre as a prompt and have ChatGPT generate your own version. (h/t Doug)
The Alpha’s Potential Mate: Book One (A Jaidan’s Prophecy Duology 1)
This looked so good in someone’s head, they couldn’t see how bad it looked in the real world. (h/t Marc)