Just wait, it gets better — here’s the beginning of the Amazon description:
On her way to an offworld vacation, Melody Spell is violently kissed by an alien who thrusts something down her throat: the key to a lost planet….
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Seashells and Shotshells: Apocalyptic Memories
It’s a prepper bugout novel, and the second in the series. Obviously.
“And then I thought, What if I use a cover that appeals to NOBODY?” (h/t David)
The Match Of Life Presents.: The LAW
It’s a book relating the Law of Attraction to Christianity. Naturally.
Um, I don’t know if “NaNoWriMo Winner” is exactly the badge of quality you’re looking for…