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Tag - layout woes
Enchant Me, Layla The Princess Who Risked Her Life
How to make a bad cover with pubic domain illustration:
Step #1: Get some public domain illustration.
There is no Step #2.
Monster Book: How & Why The World Had To End So Violently
580 pages, and THIS is the best you could come up with for a cover…
And having different lines of italics at different angles is that extra little “screw you.”
The 10K Bug: In the year 9999, a computer bug threatens to destroy the inter-galactic civilization
Absolutely no good decisions were made here.