Gone Too Far (Saving America Series Book 1)
I agree. Better just put it to sleep.
The Elvish Deal (Memoirs of Eisen Book 1)
“Oh, crap! Where do I stick the byline?!” (Also, shouldn’t that be “chapters“?)
For added entertainment, here’s the beginning of the Amazon description:
An exciting new book is just released entitled: Guardian Angel.
Genre: It’s a Unique Historical Speculative Christian Spiritual Warfare Fantasy Science Fiction Time Travel Adventure.
Charm of Favor: A true story of the rise of the Clinton Crime Syndicate
I’m not defending the Clintons here, but damn.
Divine Space Gods: Abraham’s Follies
So, it’s a parody of some of the author’s other works… which we ALSO haven’t read…
USA: Eliminated! (The Jupiter Factor Series Book 1)
“The series is called ‘The Jupiter Factor!’ You need to fit Jupiter in there SOMEWHERE, dammit!”