Such sad, sorry meat. (h/t PJ)
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Been There, Done That, Got the Scars: A Collection of Unbelievably True Stories
Not just true, not just very true…
70 THINGS YOU CAN DO WHILE BEING HOSPITALIZED: A funny mental survival guide for every patient
“Design Your Own Book Cover” is #32.
Exactly what it says on the tin, apparently:
Join Jonna and her community in helping an alien procure horses and other animals to take back to his world. Romance and humor are abundant as well as a fair amount of horse sense. The book opens with Jonna training a horse and continues on as an alien spaceship lands in a wooded area nearby.
519 pages of that.
Somebody thought this was a good idea. And even when they saw how it turned out, they went with it.