“Dear diary, The zombie apocalypse is SO BORING.”
Tag - false flagging
INSTANT FAMILY: A Clean Billionaire Romance
Wait — this is a “clean billionaire romance?” Is it in the Witness Relocation Program or something?
Feminized by an Evil Spirit: Never Sleep with Another Man’s Wife
“Feminized” in the title usually means it’s genderswap fetish porn, and I’m so confused.
Um, I think someone confused “psychopathic” with “psychedelic.” (Also, please note that this is the Kindle Edition. DO NOT try to pick it up and flip through the pages like a print book.)
From Beyond Our World, The Profound Message
This is a nonfiction book about an encounter with celestial beings in the Himalayas… who of course look like Tolkien elves.
As bad as this copy of Renoir looks at first glance, it gets even worse when you read the blurb:
The legend of Voodoo Lucy lives on as Lucinda Jones continues her life of intrigue in New Orleans in the heart of the historic French Quarter. Her interesting, unique relationships are interwoven with drug dealer Felipe Cruz, New Orleans Detective Mario DeLuca, and Stella James, an on-again, off-again romance, as Lucy seeks to right the wrongs in her life.
Sleeping Dogs Lie (A Panama Parker Adventure Book 4)
North, to Alaska, go north, the rush is on! After the discovery of an old diary, Panama Parker sets out for Skagway, to unearth the truth about a family mystery. As he travels, in and out of the past, wolves, bar fights, and an entire Alaskan town seem determined to foil his search…
What the huh what?