Frankenstein: the Modern Prometheus
I can just feel the respect. Can’t you?
Ravaged by the Raptor (Dinosaur Erotica)
I’m glad they put that note in parentheses in the Amazon title — I’d hate for a child to think he’s getting a basic paleontology book and then…
Infusion: Advanced Internal Power Drills
Research shows me that this is a martial arts practice manual. You’re welcome.

The description looks Lovecraftian. The cover threatens sanity, but in a different way.