Jacob and Sam: A Friendship Story
There’s someone for everyone, I suppose.
Jesus Saves the Day! Hip Hip Horay!
“Horay?” Is this a theological term with which I am not familiar?
The art isn’t amateurish… but it’s bad nonetheless. (Also, chicklit writers give suspense awards? Isn’t that like SFWA awarding “Best Western of the Year?”) (h/t L.)
It’s a children’s picture book, but you would be justified in thinking it’s a horror novel.

Number of the Beast: Book 1 (Paladin Cycle)
I count five different fonts. Anyone get something different?