Tag - Cargo Cult Template

The Fisherman’s Bride

October 25, 2015

The Fisherman’s Bride

That cover template sucks anyway, but this is even worse.

Extraterrestrial First Contact: Past, Present, and Future

October 13, 2015

Extraterrestrial First Contact: Past, Present, and Future

“Hmm… Maybe I’d better put the title on there again, just to be on the safe side.” (h/t DED)

Orange Rain

September 24, 2015

Note: no orange rain.

Shinobi 7: Trials of a Warrior

September 6, 2015

Shinobi 7: Trials of a Warrior

I’m sure this cover could be worse, but I’m not sure how. (h/t Will)

Kim’s Amish Whoopie Pie

September 5, 2015

Kim’s Amish Whoopie Pie

Words fail me. (h/t john e…)

My Diary As a Back Seat Driver: My time as a Pastor’s Assistant & All the sermons.

September 2, 2015

My Diary As a Back Seat Driver: My time as a Pastor’s Assistant & All the sermons.

Were there NO other cover templates to use? Also, protip: The title should match the title.

Deadly Justice

August 29, 2015

There is no indication that this is meant to be a comedy or parody.

How the World Began according to the Greeks

August 28, 2015

How the World Began according to the Greeks

“Illustrated” meaning that there’s more of this inside. But hey, only $19.99 for the 44-page ebook!